we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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