whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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