It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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