tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
where am i from again
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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