So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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