Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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