did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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