u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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