Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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