i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I am mentally ready for anal.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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