Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
