I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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