Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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