chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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