can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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