Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
3 2 1 whiskey
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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