therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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