wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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