Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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