sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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