I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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