I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Randomize
