Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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