is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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