This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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