She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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