Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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