i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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