so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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