love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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