i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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