i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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