Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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