On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm passing your future prison.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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