Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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