so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize