yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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