I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize