Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
When are your genitals available?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize
