ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Only a mothe r could love this liver
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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