Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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