im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just want nice things and good sex
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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