You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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