Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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