why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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