drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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