No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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