So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
