That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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