I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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