Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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