so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
