just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize