For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
