You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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