i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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