Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i out mim tonsoeep
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