i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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