I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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