why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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