Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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